Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 09, 2007

Transcript:

"Isn't it odd that we all have to act like we live normal lives when in truth we all know that one day humanity will most likely blow itself up? ...I mean, aren't we all just whistling past the graveyeard?" "Not me." "Why not you?" "I can't whistle." "...Maybe <i>your</i> destruction's not such a bad thing." "And if I <i>could</i> whistle, I sure wouldn't waste it on entertaining the dead... they, like, almost <i>never</i> applaud."