Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2007
May 11, 2007
May 13, 2007
Transcript:
Pig's nightstand leaves home Dearest Pig, The decision to leave you and your lamp was not easy. All I can say is that I had to get out of your bedroom and finally see what the world had to offer, which is not easy when you have no hands. Which is why I'm still standing by the front door. "Stupid doorknob."
If you don’t have hands, how’d you write that?