Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2007
May 27, 2007
May 29, 2007
Transcript:
"What's the matter with you?" "Everything's been going wrong for me lately." "Well, you know the old saying, 'If life hands you lemons...'" "'Hurl them at the @##@T*@ who gave them to you!'" "No." "Shove 'em down his throat?" "Push 'em up his nose?" "Oh, c'mon... I gotta be close."
Lemons aren’t technically natural. Humans bred different citrus plants to get the lemons we know today. Life never gave us lemons…