Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2007
Transcript:
Rat gets a job at a party supply store "Hey, uh, one last thing... as part of the job, we give you a company car." "Sweet, Phil... why didn't you tell me earlier? That saves me form having to take the stupid bus to work." "Yeah... I should've mentioned it... I'll have it brought over and see how you like it...." "I'm not pleased, Phil."
That looks like it might actually fit him ok