Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 25, 2007

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"I'm starting a tabloid... I'm gonna spread lies about everyone I know." "That better not include me." *CLICK* NATIONAL ENQUIRAT SHOCKING PHOTOS ZEBRA EXPLODES IN NIGHT OF RAGE FOUR STABBED WITH GREASY SPORK SUBSTANCE ABUSE EXPECTED BOYHOOD TOWN FEELS "GREAT SHAME" "I thought I knew him," says former associate