Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 22, 2007

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It was Betty's tenth wedding anniversary. And she wanted to do something special. TYPE TYPE So she and George rented a place by the sea. TYPETY TYPE TAPPITY TAP They sat on the deck. They listened to the ocean. They took long walks on the beach. TYPE TYPE TYPE And when it was over, she turned to George and looked into his eyes. "We should go now, George," she said... TYPITY TYPE "... before Bob starts wondering where I am on our anniversary." TYPE TYPE "Arf arf," replied George, wagging his tail. TYPETY TYPE TYPE TYPE "You need to stop writing romance novels." "Sometimes I think you love that dog more than me," said Bob. "Oh shut up," said Betty. TYPE TYPE