Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2007
August 16, 2007
August 18, 2007
Transcript:
ZEBRA IS SUED BY THE CROCS "I don't get it, counselor... your clients are suing the zebra for 'failure to be food'... but why can't they just hunt him down like other predators do?" "Because, your honor, my clients are idiots... morons, doofuses, dunderheads, fools, buffoons, boneheads, halfwits, numskulls, simpletons, stooges, fatheads, chumps, clowns, cretins..." "Dat problee enough."
Gosh, rat should have said all those words in alphabetical order