Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 15, 2007
Transcript:
"Hey, Rat... what are you doing at this job fair?" "Networking. I'm no idiot. Even I know that's important." "That's terrific... you're even wearing one of those name tag stickers... let's see, it says, 'Hello, my name is...'" "'...None of your business.'" "I've got my limitations."
Once, at a family reunion, I remember my uncle filled in his name tag so that it said, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”