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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2007
Transcript:
"Don't you think it's weird how during all the Roman wars, the soldiers got dressed up?" "They didn't get dressed up. What are you talking about?" "Yeah, it says right here that after the battle of Carthage, the field was filled with all these casual ties." "'Casualties.'" "History is so confusing."
Because he’s a @#$%!%$ moron and everything he says is wrong