Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 30, 2007
"You ready for our vacation, Pigita?" "Got the tickets, the sunscreen... wait... the fight... what are we gonna fight about?" "I dunno." "Well, we have to fight... it's vacation... here, pick a card from the fight box." The Fight Box "'I want to structure every minute of the vacation and you don't'... not bad, but try another..." "'I'm not used to spending this much time with you and you're sorta getting on my nerves...' pretty good... but try one more..." "'You picked this place and I didn't, so I'll subtly try to make you feel guilty about it'... a classic!! Let's pick it!" "Okay fine, but let's hurry... I've been wanting to go to Maui my whole life! Isn't it incredible to think we're really going?" "Oh. So incredible."