Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2008
Transcript:
"Hey, Max.. how's it going? My mom's coming for a short stay. So I thought I'd clean up a bit..." "Duuude.. is this your 'People'?" "Yeah.. where'd you find it?" "Never mind that, bro... the wives saw it fall out of your mailbox..." "So?" "Dude. It's a chick magazine. Now the wives think you're weak. Effeminate. An easy mark." "So what do I do?" "Take this box of 'Girls Gone Wacky' videos and scatter them around your front lawn." "Ohhh, but these are so tacky." "Dude. It's life or death..." "My son's a perv." "I can explain, Mom."
Huh, I haven’t heard your comments before. You new?