Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 12, 2008
Transcript:
"Hey, concierge... I want dinner reservations for that popular French place downtown, the one that's impossible to get into." "I'm sorry. Perhaps you misread my sign." "The one that says 'Concierge'?" "Yes. Come back when it says 'Jesus, miracle worker from Galilee.'" "Standing there won't make it happen any faster."
This is the second time I have to agree with Rat.