Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2008
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Transcript:
STORY UPDATE: The crocs have formed 'Eetazeeb,' a corporation dedicated to the killing of all zebras. We join their annual Salary Review Meeting, already in progress. "Meester C.E.O... Me juss want say you sooo smart." Eetazeeb Hedkwarters Super powerfuuls So much monees! "Ohh, have box o' monies." "Meester C.E.O... Me juss want say you steenking genius." "Ooh, have box o' monies." "Meester C.E.O... No you see? Deese is booty kissers. Dey just say for monies." "And dat tie sooo bootiful." "Ohh, have two box o' monies."
If the crocs have enough money to give away boxes of it just for little compliments, shouldn’t they be able to by weapons to destroy the zebras?