Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2008
March 31, 2008
April 02, 2008
Transcript:
"I'm leaving you, Larry... I'm tired of sharing a bed with a failure." "Oh, yeah? Well, me leaving you." "Leaving me? Why would you leave me?" "You cheat on me." "I've never cheated on you in my life." "OH? Who dis failure you share bed with?" "Never mind, Larry." "GEEV ME NAME, WOOMUN! GEEV ME NAME!!"
I swear she did cheat at some point with another predator, probably a big cat of some kind like cheetah.