Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2008
Transcript:
"I heard you got fired from your concierge job." "Yeah. I did nothing to stop the crocs from eating a conference of blind moles. Personally, I thought it was entertaining." "Did they get someone to replace you?" "They said they did, but I doubt it... a good concierge can get things done - sordid things - often in the dark of night... who but me can do that?" "Meow." CONCIERGE
Being rude and unhelpful is fine. But they draw the line at letting guests get eaten. Then they hire the kitty from the Terrorist Underground.