Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2008
Transcript:
Zebra: My homeowner's association wants me to go to mediation with the crocs...They're tired of all the tension in the neighborhood. Pig: Will that solve anything? Zebra: Sure. If you get two motivated parties in a mediation room together, who knows what can happen? Crocodiles: Me gonna eat him. High five.
I HATE HOAs. To quote the wise words of “Paddington 2”, “Tell me Mr. Curry, is that a real position, or have you just bought yourself A Yellow Coat?”