Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2008

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Pig: Looks like they're opening a new twenty-four-hour seafood restaurant downtown...it's called 'Cod-all-nightie'. Rat: Is that so? Pig: Yeah, and to celebrate the fact that they serve fish from all over the world, they're giving the first 100 customers a free...hmm...I can't pronounce it......'atLASS'? Rat: 'ATlass'...It's pronounced, 'ATlass'...and those are worth like fifty bucks. Let's go get one and sell it on Ebay. Hi...we'd like an atlas! Man: Oh, I think we gave away the last one. Wait wait...we do have one left... Pig: YES! FREE ATLASS!! FREE ATLASS!! THANK COD-ALL-NIGHTIE...OUR FREE ATLASS!! Rat: Say goodnight, Gracie.