Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2008

Transcript:

"Hulloooooo, zeeba neighba..Crocs open bar. So have a dreenk. Tell me stories. Make you probbums go away!" Barr "Don't mind if I do...." Barr "See...It's like this...I hate my neighbors." "Hmm. Me hear you. Have nudder dreenk." "Yeah, see, the fact is that nobody likes them....Nobody." "And to make things worse, they have these stupid plans, like trying to get me drunk, so they can eat me." "Which won't work. Because I'm smart. And they're morons, and they'll go to bed hungry. Like always." Barr glub glub glub glub barr