Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2008
Transcript:
"Okay, guys, when you're on the bench during a game. I don't want you just sitting here. I want you doing something that makes you look tough. I suggest chewing tobacco." "Forget it. That causes cancer." "ALright, fine. Then pick something else." "Like this?" "No." "Oh."
I find that chewing cinnamon gum always works for me.