Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2008

Transcript:

Bob says, "Hey, you stupid l'il guard duck. You're looking a little thin." guard duck says, "Yes. I'm o a hunger strike, Bob. It's yet another show of my commitment to a peace-loving non-violen tmeans of getting you to kindly be a better neighbor." Bob says, "Yeah, well, I won't be doing that, Mr. Gandhi, but I might start eating my big, tasty kahuna burgers right here in front of your sady, little duck face." guard duck says, "And then I blew up his house as non-violently as possible."