Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2008

Transcript:

Rat says, "Hello, father mole?It's me, rat..I'm thinking about joining the church." Rat says, "But listen, before I do, I need you to sign this?It's a contract guaranteeing that if I start going to church, I will not go to that big, fiery place." shove shove shove Ploink Rat says, "Perhaps we should do this through our lawyers."