Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2009
Transcript:
Guard Duck and Maura in Paris duck says, "Oh, Maura?our time together has been everything I could ever hope for. Rub my toes again will you please please please?" Maura syas, "quack" duck says, "What do you mean you didn't rub my toes?" Mr. Snuffles says, "meeeow." duck says, "Perhaps it's time we talked about personal space."
Guard duck speaks 2 languages!