Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 08, 2009
Transcript:
Dear my girlfriend Pigita?You complete me. Please don't ever break my heart. You are the wind beneath my wings. Rat says, "Dude, if you really want to touch her, emphasize some of the words?Just write 'em bigger or something . Makes her think you really, really mean it." Pig says, "Which ones?" Rat says, "I don't know...just pick a word in each sentence or something." Scribble scribble write write Dear my girlfriend Pigita...You complete me. Please don't ever break my heart. You are the wind beneath my wings.
How does Pig always end up covered in ink when he writes?