Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hiya, Rat what's going on?" Rat says, "I thought I'd do something fun, so I drove to the pet store and bought us a parrot, but on the way back, I got caught in a three-hour traffic jam." Parrot says, "@#$@#" Parrot says, "@#$@#" Parrot says, "@#$@#" Parrot says, "@#$@#" Parrot says, "@#$@#@#$%@#$%#$%#$%" Rat says, "We may have to deprogram him."
I wonder how you deprogram a parrot.