Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 10, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "Hey, Pal?Were you the guy in the black S.U.V. who took my parking space?" Man says, "Yeah, sorry. I didn?t see you were waiting for it 'til after I pulled in." Rat says, "Yeah, well 'Sorry' isn't good enough." Man says, "Listen, pal, it's a parking space. What do you want to do about it?" Man says, "This seems extreme."
The guy with the black SUV is Neighbor Fred. They look the same. How did he survive the last duel if Rat is still alive?