Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2009
March 13, 2009
March 15, 2009
Transcript:
Joy says, "Rat, I'd like you to meet my cousin Squidmo?He's a professional Zebra rights activist who's dedicated his life to drafting various methodologies for keeping zebras safe from preditors." Oh yeah? Let me hear one." Squidmo says, "'Run.'" Rat says, "Squidmo man not be giving you your money's worth."
I have a better one:
“Ensure that your predators are the crocs.”