Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2009
April 25, 2009
April 27, 2009
Transcript:
Larry says, "Hail to Cheef!!" Zebra says, "What are you doing?" Larry says, "Crocs geet Pressydent of United State to take side of crocs. Now he geev speech. Order bad tings for you sad zeeba face!" Zebra says, "I find it hard to believe you even know who the president it." Larry says, "Beeg important man. Whole country like. Geevs gud speeches. From some place called Eelinoise." Zebra says, "Alright, fine...so you know current events. It hardly means you could get him to-" Croc says, "Four scored and seven year ago!!!" Zebra says, "Ohhhhh, lord." Larry says, "Hey, shut mouf. Leesten to pressydent Leencoln-log." Croc says, "Blah blah blah okay...where part me abolish zeeb-ery?"
Force, Cor and seven ears ago, our fathers bought fourth on this continent a gnu nation.