Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2009
Transcript:
Goat says, "Rat couldn't get congress to give comic strip characters a bailout, so he's gonna try something new to secure our financial future." Zebra says, "What's that?" Goat says, "Take over the newspapers and make some cuts that can make them more profitable." Zebra says, "Like what?" Rat says, "We're callig it 'All the news that fits on a post-it.'" News Desk
Still no room for the funnies, I presume.