Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 11, 2009
May 10, 2009
May 12, 2009
Transcript:
Goat says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "I have figured out a way to identify who among us are the whack-jobs. I call it 'The bumper sticker barometer.'" B.S.B. Rat says, "You see, if a guy has no bumper stickers on his car, he's probably okay. One or two - that's a red flag. But three or more?" 0=Okay 1-2 = uhoh Rat says, "Whack job alert! Whack job alert! Whackjob alert!" Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Whack job!" Pig says, "Don't you have a dozen of those?" Goat says. "He knows." Rat says, "Hey...Mind strapping this to your head?" Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I have 0 bumper stickers on MY car! (Mostly because i’m 11 and don’t own a car, but according to rat i’m ok)