Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 24, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "What are you looking at, Pig?" Pig says, "I'm searching for my Yiayia." Rat says, "What's a Yiayia?" Pig says, "It's what we called my grandmother. She dies when I was five. I was hoping I can find her in the stars." Rat says, "Pig...deceased people do not become constellations." Pig says, "They do in Greek mythology." Rat says, "No...they don't. The Greeks would look at a few random stars and selectively connect them to form an image they wanted to see." Pig says, "But I want so badly to think she is watching over me." Rat says, "Well, then think it. But you're not gonna get proof up there. Now, c'mon, I'm hungry. Let's grab a burger." Pig says, "Okay."