Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 11, 2009
June 10, 2009
June 12, 2009
Transcript:
Rat, the book editor Rat types, "Dear Sir, Thank you for your manuscript, which I recently reviewed." Rat types, "Had I been familiar with the literary merit of your work, I probably would not have reviewed it while my dog was on my lap." Rat types, "I say this because at one point during my review, my dog took one look at your prose and died." Rat says, "I like to make them feel as bad as possible."
I wonder what would have happened if he was the first book editor to read Harry potter