Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2009

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Larry says, "Well, woomun, me ees ship Burt off to zeeba house?Now mebbe you shut beeg stoopid wife mouf." Patty says, "Did you put an address on the packing slip?" Larry says, "Of course Larry put address on packing sleep! Me write, 'To character from comeec strip who look ver slow and weak and edeeble.'" Patty says, "You need to be more specific, you @#$%^# idiot." Larry says, "Whuh?? Why?!" Love is... ...Not getting consumed by a reptile.