Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "Where the @#$% are you going?" Pig says, "There's a bullfight going on downtown." Rat says, "A bullfight?! I've always wanted to see a bullfight!" Bull says, "Put 'em up, Mike." Bull says, "I'll break your nose, Chip." Rat says, "I expected more." Bull says, "Your mama is soooooo fat." Bull says, "I know you are, but what am I?"