Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "Hey, Pig, get over here and help me dye these eggs." Pig says, "Can't. I have a date with Pigita, and if I'm late she'll be upset." Rat says, "I don't care. Help." Pig says, "Alright. Lemme just call her." Pig says, "Pigita? Hi. I'm gonna be late... I'm dyeing." Pig says, "She took it worse than I thought."
She took Pig “dyeing” worse than I thought, too, for someone who beats him to a pulp on a regular basis.