Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "Pig discovered he has a bouncy butt. He thinks it's a superpower." Goat says, "A superpower? You don't mean that literally, do you?" Pig says, "Bouncy butt! Bouncy butt! Bouncy butt!" Rat says, "I kinda do." Pig says, "My buttocks shall defeat you!!!!"
Technically, he can bounce on criminals head’s and knock them unconscious because of his weight.