Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "Oh, great? what are you doing now, you dumb pig? Selling people compliments for a buck?" Pig says, "No, I'm buying! I give you a dollar, see, and you say something nice about me!" Rat says, "A dollar? Oh, you sad, lonely, homely, pathetic lardbutt." Pig says, "I'd like a refund."
Yes.