Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2010

Transcript:

Zebra says, "You gotta let me stay here, Rat. The crocs have tkane over my house. I have nowhere to live? c'mon? what are friends for?" Rat says, "You've stumped me." Zebra says, "It's not a quiz, Rat! I'm just asking you for a favor!" Rat says, "Doing favors for friends is like giving bon bons to fat people. They'll just want more." Zebra says, "You're gonna do nothing and just let me sleep on the street?" Rat says, "That sounds harsh. I'll drive by and wave." Zebra says, "Oh, joy." Rat says, "Wait... I'm busy later. Let me give it to you now."