Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 04, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "Playing Timmy the Housefly in darts. I don't know what the guy's problem is, but the idiot keeps missing the board." Fly says, "I'm telling you, this is very hard with compound eyes." Rat says, "Throw the dart, excuse boy."
Rat, you realize that you are standing between Timmy and the dart board, right?