Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2010
December 01, 2010
December 03, 2010
Transcript:
The Crocs' Gopher Drilling Fiasco Croc says, "Hullo? Croc call dis press conference becuss we know peeples concerned 'bout gopher ting. Peese know we monitoring 24/7."<RB>Croc 2 says, "You're watching the situation twenty-four hours a day seven days a week?" Croc says, "No. We watching da show '24' seven days a week... We has on DVD." Croc says, "It reely gud show."
The croc is a rookie… Here is the best way to get rid of gophers after you drill them upStep one: Buy flamethrowerStep two: use flamethrowerStep three: start bidding for flamethrower on eBay.com