Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Had to call the stupid cable company. I'll tell you, no matter where I look these days, I can't find one company that gives good service. Goat: Ah, yes. Reminds me of this book I'm reading on the ancient greek philosopher Diogenes. He carried a lantern through all of Greece searching for just one honest man. Rat: You set off my boring guy-ometer. Goat: Why do I try? Pig: Psst... Avoid the words 'ancient,' 'book,' and 'reading.'
Rat always tries to say negative things about Goat. I guess that’s what you get when you mix the most crazy character and the most smart one.