Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2011
March 26, 2011
March 28, 2011
Transcript:
Goat says, "Why are you wearing a halo and wings?" Rat says, "I, Rat, have found religion." Goat says, "You?" Rat says, "Yes, my brother. I am even fasting for lent." Goat says, "Fasting? ?What are you giving up? ?Meat?... Alcohol?" Rat says, "Morons." Goat says, "Morons?" Rat says, "Yes, brother. For the next 24 days. I will no longer chat with the simpletons and idiots around me." Goat says, "How can you claim to be religious if you're going around calling people you talk to 'morons' and 'simpletons' and 'idiots'??" Goat says, "You're not gonna respond?" Rat says, "I'd be breaking my fast." Goat says, "Why do I-" Rat says, "Away, chowderhead! Tempt me not!!"
If Rat’s giving up morons for lent, he should avoid the mirror, as well.