Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2011
Goat: Do you ever worry that your ego's a little inflated and that you'll die without learning humility? Rat: No. Because it's not true. Goat: It's not true that you have a big ego? Rat: That I die. I think my immortality precludes it. Goat: You might have a big ego. Rat: Is the mortal still talking?