Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 15, 2011
Transcript:
Rat says, "I'm dating a girl who wants me to learn the stupid cha cha." Goat says, "That's a great dance? I can teach you if you want." Rat says, "Fine. Gimme the basics." Goat says, "Well, the first thing you gotta know is that in the cha cha. You lead with your left leg and arm, which we'll call your cha cha leg and arm." Rat says, "Fine. What are the steps?" Goat says, "Well, the first step is to stick out your cha cha leg. Then raise your opposite arm. Then raise your cha cha arm." Rat says, "Dude, just say 'cha' leg or something. 'Cha cha' is sucha stupid, foo foo word." Goat says, "Alright. Fine. So try it. First stick out your cha leg." Rat says, "Yeah, yeah. I know. Second, raise my other arm. Third, raise my cha leg." Goat says, "No, no..." Goat says, "Third time's a cha arm." Rat says, "Don't mind me."
To the “My PBS Bad Pun Gallery” comic collection this goes!