Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2011
June 14, 2011
June 16, 2011
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Hey, dad... What happened to your vice president's hat? Larry the Croc: Me got keecked out. Me no want talk about it. Crocodile son: Gee, dad, I'm sorry. What are you gonna do now? Larry the Croc: Me form own club, Club One Guy. Is guy who juss sit alone in box. Crocodile son: Can it be 'Club Two Guy'? Larry the Croc: Okay, but me gonna have to change stationery.
This is an aw-inspiring strip. I read it once and went, “Awwww…”
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Good thing Larry didn’t call it “Club Myself”; with his capacity for misunderstanding, it would have been disastrous.