Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 03, 2011
Pigita: Where you taking me, pig? Pig: To the fireworks show...we all sit on this baseball field and watch. Pigita: It's too crowded. Pig: No it's not. There's a spot right there by second base. Is that your cell phone? Pigita: Yeah. It's in my purse. Will you answer it? My hands are full. Pig: Hello?... It's your dad. He's just checking in on us. Wants to know what we're doing. Pigita: Well, tell him. Pig: I'm trying to get to second base. He's not happy.