Transcript:
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: He got a job as a TV news anchor. Goat: Since when did he take an interest in TV news? Pig: Since he learned that they like to do stories based on fear. Rat: Tonight at six... how fat dwarves are planning to eat you.
At least I learned something from this strip, other than the fact that Pastis is nuts, that the plural of “dwarf” is dwarves.