Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 31, 2011

Transcript:

Pig: What are you eating goat? Goat: Oatmeal from this new company...it's made from only the freshest oats. Pig: Why is that important? Goat: Because when other companies use old oats, the taste is not as good. Pig: Then why do others use old oats? Goat: I don't know. But maybe that would be a good slogan for this new company. They're holding a contest. Pig: Yeah. It could just be 'Why old oats?' Goat: Yeah. All you have to do is put it on an article of clothing and take a photo of it. Pig: I'll get my needle and thread and start right now! *knock knock knock* Pig: Oh. Hey, Pigita. Pigita: Hello, Pig. I came by to see if you'd like to go to dinner with me. Pig Can't. I'm about to sew my 'Why old oats.' My girlfriend is not very supportive.