Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 04, 2011
August 03, 2011
August 05, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Your Honor, my idiot client would like me to withdraw our request for the death penalty. Instead, he'd like me to call our first character witness, his mother Patti. Mom: I don't like him. Judge: No one's asked you a question yet, Ms. Pastis. Mom: Oh... well, I still don't like him. Stephan's federal trial.
Ms. Pastis? Was she a single parent?