Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2011
Transcript:
Pastis: Hey, Pig, what are you doing here? Pig: Well, I know the trial isn't going great, Steph, and just want you to know that if you need, you know, moral support, you've got friends who can - Duck: Light this place up like a $*!@! Christmas tree. Pastis: I don't know you... I don't know you... I don't - Pig: That's Guard Duck and his R.P.G., silly. Duck: Yeah, and it was not easy getting this puppy through the metal detectors.
Has anyone got Guard Duck’s contact details? Looks like someone who can get things done. Mind you, I am glad he is not a cranky quacker like Donald. Very glad.