Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2011

Transcript:

Pig: Hi, Ms. Jones. Have you met my neighbor Bob's son, Jojo? He's learning kazoo. He's hoping it will one day be a nice extracurricular activity that could beef up his college application. Show her, Jojo. Jojo: Toot. Ms. Jones: That's nice. This is my son, Phillip. He plays violin. He's also president of the student body, the debate team, and the drama club. Which hasn't stopped him from getting a 4.6 G.P.A. and the highest S.A.T. score in his school's history. Not bad considering he spent the summer saving an entire African nation from starvation. Jojo: Tooooot. Pig: He is such a show-off.